The DOLF
Manager
John
- Joined
- 2016
- Seasons
- 11
- Favorite Team
- Bengals
Regular season
Record
72-68
Win %
51.4%
Points for
15,780.5
Points against
15,485.2
Playoffs
Record
2-5
Win %
28.6%
Games
7
Byes
3
Points by season
Totals aren't schedule-adjusted — seasons ran 5 then 13 then 14 games.
Trophy Case
Regular Season Champ
2021
Regular Season Champ
2018
Runner-Up
2025
Most Points Scored
2025
Sacko
2020
Records Held
Most Points Scored in a Week Highest single-week score ever
Highest single team week score ever.
QB King 2325.1 pts →
Most cumulative starting-lineup QB points scored, regular season, career.
Medals
Seasonal Medals
Iron Man
Most consistent scorer this season (smallest week-to-week swings).
Houdini
Biggest positive gap between actual record and expected record given points scored.
Boom or Bust
Least consistent scorer this season (biggest week-to-week swings).
Best Bench
Most cumulative points left on the bench this season.
Bad Beat
Biggest negative gap between actual record and expected record given points scored.
Weekly Medals
Blowout
Biggest win by margin of victory that week.
40 Bomb
Non-QB starter scores 40+ points in a week.
Hat Trick
Non-QB starter records 3+ touchdowns in a week (rushing or receiving).
Sharpshooter
Highest single starting-player score of the week.
Top Scorer
Highest team score of the week.
Top Dog
Started player finishes first at his position among all players started across this league's ten rosters that week.
Trash Picker
A waiver pickup started that week outscored the bench alternatives at his slot, and starting him resulted in a win.
Brick Wall
Started D/ST scores 20+ points in a week.
Messi
Started kicker scores 20+ points in a week.
Nail-Biter
Closest win by margin of victory that week.
Lucky Break
Bottom-3 team score of the week league-wide, and still won.
Close Call
Won by 2 points or less that week.
Ricky Bobby
Top-3 team score of the week league-wide, and still lost.
Least Points in a Win
Lowest team score of the week among managers who still won.
Low Scorer
Lowest team score in the league that week.
Shoulda Shoulda
Bench player who outscored the starter at his slot by enough that starting him instead would have turned that week's loss into a win.
Goose
A started player scores 0 or fewer points in a week.
Rivalries
Rivalry King
Best head-to-head record against a specific rival, min. 5 meetings.
11-6 vs. Dave
Kryptonite
Worst head-to-head record against a specific rival, min. 5 meetings.
4-14 vs. Richie
Season Stats
2-3
Regular season record
40.0%
Win %
5th
Current standing
651.1
Points for
616.5
Points against
1
Gooses
172.3 (Wk 2)
Top score
95.9 (Wk 3)
Bottom score
Only players who outscored their position's weekly league average are listed.
- 1Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA120.8 pts+12 pts/wk above replacement
- 2Josh AllenQBBUF141.9 pts+9.23 pts/wk above replacement
- 3CeeDee LambWRDAL95.6 pts+6.96 pts/wk above replacement
All-Time Head-to-Head
| Opponent | W | L | T | Games | Win % | PO W | PO L | PO T | PO Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brad | 9 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 60.0% | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Brandon | 8 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 53.3% | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Bubar | 8 | 9 | 0 | 17 | 47.1% | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Dave | 11 | 6 | 0 | 17 | 64.7% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kyle | 7 | 7 | 0 | 14 | 50.0% | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Mike | 8 | 8 | 0 | 16 | 50.0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Richie | 4 | 12 | 0 | 16 | 25.0% | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Swap | 9 | 8 | 0 | 17 | 52.9% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Vick | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 75.0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tall Guy | 5 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 55.6% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |